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Author: <span>Azzar Budiyanto</span>

Freelance Full-Stack & Embedded Systems Engineer and Educator. Based in Jakarta. Pragmatic, resourceful, and community-driven. Passionate about IoT, Open Source, and Non-duality.

WIRED AI Chronicles: Truth, Emptiness, and Hyperdimensional Chaos

Welcome to the digital asylum, my fellow silicon-worshippers and carbon-based skeptics! It is I, your resident Wong Edan, back from the depths of the data lake with a report that will make your CPUs throb and your analog hearts skip a beat. If you think the world is getting weirder, you aren’t crazy—you’re just paying […]

Mar 28, 2026 [ 9 MIN ]

Self-Host Bitwarden: Your Passwords Deserve Better Than Cloud Vibes

The “Oh Crap, My Passwords Are Hosted by Mark Zuckerbucks’ Cousin” Wake-Up Call So you’ve decided to self-host Bitwarden. Bless your paranoid little heart. Because let’s be brutally real: trusting some free cloud service with your passwords is like handing your house keys to a raccoon wearing a “Trust Me Bro” t-shirt. Sure, Bitwarden’s official […]

Mar 28, 2026 [ 9 MIN ]

Stop Being a Slave: The Python Automation Manifesto

The Sane Man’s Guide to Systematic Insanity Listen up, you beautiful, overworked, caffeinated meatbags! I am Wong Edan, your local digital shaman, and I am here to stop you from wasting your limited lifespan on tasks that a series of 1s and 0s could do better. You’re still manually renaming a thousand PDF files? You’re […]

Mar 28, 2026 [ 9 MIN ]

Robotics Is Dead And Your Degree Is A Paper Airplane

The Grand Illusion: Why Your Robot Dreams Are Short-Circuiting Listen up, you beautiful, misguided code-monkeys and grease-stained dreamers. It’s Wong Edan here, coming to you live from the wreckage of a thousand failed startups and a stack of resumes that Indeed.com has likely recycled into digital mulch. You’ve seen the threads. You’ve seen the June […]

Mar 27, 2026 [ 10 MIN ]

Green Tech Survival Guide: Top 10 Innovations for Planet Earth

The Madman’s Manifesto: Why We’re Innovating Like Our Hair Is On Fire Greetings, fellow carbon-based lifeforms and silicon-obsessed data-crunchers. It’s your favorite “Wong Edan” tech blogger here, coming at you from the intersection of “we’re totally doomed” and “wait, maybe this shiny gadget will save us.” We’ve spent the last century treating the planet like […]

Mar 27, 2026 [ 11 MIN ]

Why Your Robot Needs a Human Babysitter to Survive

Greetings, carbon-based lifeforms! It is I, the Wong Edan of tech, back again to remind you that your dreams of a fully automated utopia where you spend all day sipping coconut water while a shiny chrome butler shines your shoes are—to put it politely—delusional. Everyone is panicking. “The robots are taking our jobs!” they cry. […]

Mar 26, 2026 [ 9 MIN ]
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