The Gospel of Google Apps Script: Why You’re Doing It Wrong Listen up, you beautiful band of code-monkeys and spreadsheet-warriors! If you’re still manually copying data from one tab to another like a digital peasant, you need to wake up and smell the JavaScript. We are living in the year 2026—specifically March 3, 2026, according […]
Listen up, you beautiful band of keyboard-smashing heathens! If you are still paying monthly tributes to the corporate overlords for tools that capture your soul and your data, then you are truly edan—and not the good kind of Wong Edan like me. We are living in the year 2025, pushing into 2026, and the landscape […]
Greetings, you brave souls, you digital masochists, you future terminal wizards! It is I, the Wong Edan of the tech world, back from the depths of the kernel to save you from yourself. You’ve decided to ditch the cozy, data-slurping walls of Windows or macOS to join the Linux ranks. Welcome to the asylum! But […]
The Cult of the Developer: Why Developer-First Products are Not Just a Trend Listen up, you caffeine-fueled code-monkeys! If you’re still building software using tools that feel like they were designed by a committee of bureaucrats who haven’t seen a terminal since 1994, you’re doing it wrong. Welcome to the “Wong Edan” guide to the […]
The Glorious Art of Making Python Do Your Homework (While You Sip Beer) Listen up, you magnificent productivity piñata. If you’re still manually updating spreadsheets or rearranging JPEGs like a digital peon, you’re basically volunteering at the tedium factory. Python automation isn’t just for hoodie-wearing “disruptors” – it’s the actual superhero cape for real humans […]
Why Rent Clouds When You Can Own the Storm? Listen up, you beautiful band of data-hoarders and silicon-worshippers! If you are still paying monthly tributes to the cloud giants just to ask a chatbot how to boil an egg, you are officially Edan (crazy)—and not the good kind. Why let Sam Altman have all the […]