The Emperor’s New Clothes Were Made of Recycled Pixels (Probably) Alright, tech fam, gather ’round. Wong Edan here, fresh off dismantling another “eco-friendly” smart fridge that guzzles more juice than a vampire at a blood drive convention. Today, we’re ripping the biodegradable band-aid off a phrase that’s been tossed around like last night’s kale salad […]
Listen up, you beautiful band of sleep-deprived keyboard warriors and coffee-fueled server wizards! If you have been lurking in the dark corners of r/sysadmin lately, you might have noticed a recurring theme: we are all just one bad rm -rf / away from a total mental breakdown. But amidst the venting about printer drivers and […]
Greetings, carbon-based lifeforms and fellow digital wanderers! It is your favorite Wong Edan tech enthusiast here, coming at you from a room cooled by experimental phase-change materials and powered by the sheer kinetic energy of my own caffeine-induced leg-tapping. We need to talk. We’ve spent the last century treating the Earth like a rental car […]
The Funeral of the Glossy Slide Deck Listen up, you slide-deck junkies and transition-animation addicts. It is time to stage an intervention. For the better part of three decades, we have been trapped in a collective hallucination where we believe that a 12-slide PDF with a gradient background and three icons of “synergy” is a […]
Greetings, fellow travelers of the silicon wasteland! It is your favorite neighborhood eccentric, your “Wong Edan” of the World Wide Web, coming at you from a bunker lined with lead and vintage floppy disks. Today, we are going to talk about a specific type of madness—the kind where you think you’re alone because you haven’t […]
Welcome to the Rabbit Hole: The Wong Edan Guide to the Abyss Listen up, you beautiful, bandwidth-guzzling primates. Pull up a chair, grab a caffeinated beverage of questionable legality, and let’s talk about the absolute state of our digital and spiritual existence. Your friendly neighborhood Wong Edan—the man who stares at stack traces until they […]