Greetings, mortals, data-hoarders, and victims of the borrow checker! You have arrived at the digital asylum of the Wong Edan. Why are you here? Let me guess: you want to build a web server in Rust, but your brain is currently a scrambled egg because there are more frameworks than there are atoms in a […]
Salutations, fellow meat-space dwellers and aspiring binary gods! It is I, Wong Edan, back from the depths of a logic-gate-induced trance to talk about the only thing that separates us from the common garden slug: the ability to make computers do our chores. You see, the universe is chaotic, messy, and filled with repetitive tasks […]
The Asylum Entrance: Why Your Mouse is Lying to You Listen up, you GUI-clicking peasants! You think you’re “using” a computer? Moving a little plastic brick around to click on colorful icons? Edan! Crazy! That’s not computing; that’s playing a digital game of “Simon Says.” If you want to actually talk to the machine, you […]
Greetings, fellow code-monkeys and digital artisans! It is I, your resident Wong Edan of the tech world, coming at you with enough caffeine in my system to power a small data center in Jakarta. Why am I shouting? Because I’ve seen the future, and it looks like a .py file that does your job while […]
The Sysadmin’s Descent into Madness: Why We Love the Terminal Oalah! Look at you, sitting there with your fancy multi-monitor setup, thinking you’re the king of the data center because you know how to click ‘Next’ on a wizard. Listen closely, you little script kiddies and aspiring ‘DevOps Evangelists’—the real magic doesn’t happen in a […]
Welcome to the Apocalypse: Why Your Linux Server is Currently a Public Toilet Selamat pagi, afternoon, and evening to my fellow caffeine-addicted keyboard warriors! If you thought 2026 was going to be the year of “Desktop Linux” finally winning, well, it is—but only because every script kiddie from here to Jakarta now has root access […]