The Manifesto of the Gloriously Lazy: Why Manual Labor is a Bug, Not a Feature Listen up, you carbon-based clicking machines. If you are still manually moving files from one folder to another, or—heaven forbid—copying data from an Excel sheet into a PDF like some sort of digital peasant, you are doing it wrong. My […]
Introduction: Entering the Reddit Rabbit Hole with a Wong Edan Grin Selamat datang, you brave souls of the digital asylum! They call me the Wong Edan of tech—the crazy one who stays up until 4:00 AM debugging a production issue caused by a missing semicolon, only to realize I was editing the wrong file. Today, […]
The “Wong Edan” Manifesto: Why Your Data Centers Are Sweating Listen up, you beautiful, carbon-emitting data-crunchers! It’s your favorite neighborhood madman—the Wong Edan—back again to disrupt your scrolling with some uncomfortable truths. While you were busy debating which JavaScript framework will be obsolete by next Tuesday, the planet has been heating up faster than a […]
Welcome to the Asylum: Why Open Source is the Only Path for the Sane Listen up, you code-monkeys and script-kiddies. If you are still bowing down at the altar of proprietary software, you are not just “using a tool”—you are a tenant in a digital slum where the landlord records your every keystroke and charges […]
The Emperor Has No Benchmarks (But We’ll Pretend Anyway) Oh, sweet summer child! You think you can slap “Evolution of Popularity and Multiaspectual Comparison” on a blog post and magically get hard data? Welcome to Wong Edan’s Circus of Half-Truths, where the search results gave me a blank check to hallucinate… except the boss said […]
Greetings, code-monkeys, architecture-astronauts, and those of you who just stumbled in here because your Java Spring Boot job is slowly crushing your soul. Sit down, grab a caffeinated beverage that costs more than my first laptop, and let’s talk about the current state of .NET and C# web development. I’ve been staring at the “Wong […]