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Wong Edan Here, and Your IoT Hype Train Just Derailed (Again) Let’s cut the blockchain-coated, AI-sprinkled nonsense shall we? IoT – that magical phrase making VC wallets sweat and engineers weep – has become the tech industry’s favorite dumpster fire to dance around. Everyone’s slapping “smart” on toasters and calling it innovation while actual industrial […]

Yo, City Planners! Stop Sprinkling IoT Fairy Dust and Read This Let’s get one thing straight: your “cutting-edge smart city initiative” is probably drowning in pilot purgatory while you tweet about “digital transformation synergies.” Wake up and smell the disconnected sensors, buttercup! According to IoT Analytics’ gut-punch report from March 5, 2019—which dissected 350+ smart […]

Let’s Talk Sensor Nodes, You Glorious Hardware Bandits So you’ve got a revolutionary IoT idea buzzing in your caffeine-addled brain. You’re envisioning sleek dashboards, predictive analytics that make Nostradamus look like a weather app dropout, and a corner office with a view. Then reality hits like a dropped oscilloscope probe: your brilliant concept hinges on […]

Welcome to the Silicon Jungle, You Beautiful Nerds! Listen up! If you are here, you are probably trying to build the next “world-changing” IoT device. But let’s be honest: half of you are about to pick a hardware platform because it’s the only thing you have lying in your “drawer of forgotten projects,” and the […]

The “Wong Edan” Intro: Why Are We Calling Professional Gear a “Thingy”? Listen up, you caffeine-addicted code-monkeys and hardware-humping wizards! If you’ve been living under a rock—or perhaps inside a Faraday cage—you might have missed what Nordic Semiconductor has been cooking. They call it the Nordic Thingy:91. Seriously? “Thingy”? I’ve seen more intimidating names on […]

Welcome to the Asylum of Efficiency: A Wong Edan Manifesto Greetings, fellow meat-sacks and keyboard-warriors! It is I, your humble guide through the chaotic landscape of modern tech, here to tell you that your industrial machines are crying. Yes, crying. They are overworked, under-appreciated, and managed with the grace of a caffeinated toddler playing with […]