Welcome to the Asylum: Why Your Homelab Needs a Front Door Greetings, fellow data-hoarders, rack-mounters, and those of you who find the hum of a 1U server more soothing than a forest stream. They call me Wong Edan, and if you’re reading this, it’s because your browser bookmarks look like a digital landfill. You’ve got […]
Listen up, you beautiful code-monkeys and syntax-addicts! Your favorite neighborhood madman, the Wong Edan of Web Dev, is back from a deep-dive into the chaotic trenches of r/sveltejs. I’ve been huffing the fumes of transpilation and main-thread execution just to bring you the cold, hard truth about how our beloved Svelte stacks up against the […]
Listen up, you carbon-emitting mammals! It is your favorite unhinged tech guru, Wong Edan, back at it again with another reality check. While you were busy scrolling through mindless memes and wondering why your smart fridge is judging your midnight snack choices, the planet decided it was tired of our collective nonsense. But fear not! […]
The Great Pizza Sacrifice: Why We Trade Dough for Code Listen up, you beautiful band of code-monkeys and syntax-error enthusiasts. They say nothing is free in this life, yet here we are, living in a golden age where some of the most powerful machinery on the planet is just a git clone away. As a […]
The Digital Asylum is Open: Welcome to Round 23 Greetings, you glorious syntax-sniffing addicts and byte-obsessed lunatics! Your favorite neighborhood “Wong Edan” is back, and I’ve got something better than a bucket of caffeine and a stable production environment. I’m talking about the TechEmpower Framework Benchmarks Round 23. If you’ve been living under a rock […]
Welcome to the Digital Asylum: Why Your Cloud is Just Someone Else’s Problem Greetings, fellow data hoarders, bandwidth junkies, and those of you who find more joy in a blinking green LED than in human interaction. Welcome to my digital sanctuary. They call me “Wong Edan”—the crazy one—because while the rest of the world is […]