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Welcome to the digital asylum, my fellow pixel-stained wretches and silicon worshippers. It is I, your resident Wong Edan, coming to you live from the intersection of “I can’t believe they got another $500 million in funding” and “Wait, why is my LLM telling me to eat rocks?” If you have been refreshing TechCrunch lately, […]

Listen up, you beautiful band of carbon-based lifeforms! Your favorite neighborhood tech-shaman is back. They call me ‘Wong Edan’ because I actually believe we can fix this melting blueberry we call Earth using nothing but high-grade silicon, some clever chemistry, and a healthy dose of absolute madness. While the rest of the world is doom-scrolling […]

Greetings, you glorious digital nomads, code-crunchers, and business moguls who are just trying to keep your head above the rising tide of the algorithmic ocean! Your resident “Wong Edan” of tech is back. They call me crazy because I see the patterns in the chaos, but when the chips are down—literally, when the H100 chips […]

The Architecture of Sanity in a Multi-Model World Listen up, you beautiful band of GPU-starved developers and enterprise architects. We are living in a chaotic era where a new “SOTA” (State of the Art) model drops every Tuesday before your morning coffee even gets cold. One day you are worshiping at the altar of OpenAI, […]

The Madness of the Modern Machine: Why Your AI is Bored and Your Systems are Broken Welcome to the digital asylum, my fellow keyboard warriors and late-night debuggers. If you are reading this, you are likely part of the “Wong Edan” tribe—those of us who have stared into the abyss of a terminal for so […]

Welcome to 2026, you beautiful, tech-obsessed lunatics! If you’re reading this, you’ve probably realized that “The Cloud” is just a fancy marketing term for “Someone Else’s Computer,” and you’re tired of paying fifteen different subscription fees just to keep your smart lightbulbs from turning into expensive paperweights. You’ve seen the videos from Barmine Tech, you’ve […]