The “Oh Crap, My Passwords Are Hosted by Mark Zuckerbucks’ Cousin” Wake-Up Call So you’ve decided to self-host Bitwarden. Bless your paranoid little heart. Because let’s be brutally real: trusting some free cloud service with your passwords is like handing your house keys to a raccoon wearing a “Trust Me Bro” t-shirt. Sure, Bitwarden’s official […]
The Sane Man’s Guide to Systematic Insanity Listen up, you beautiful, overworked, caffeinated meatbags! I am Wong Edan, your local digital shaman, and I am here to stop you from wasting your limited lifespan on tasks that a series of 1s and 0s could do better. You’re still manually renaming a thousand PDF files? You’re […]
The Grand Illusion: Why Your Robot Dreams Are Short-Circuiting Listen up, you beautiful, misguided code-monkeys and grease-stained dreamers. It’s Wong Edan here, coming to you live from the wreckage of a thousand failed startups and a stack of resumes that Indeed.com has likely recycled into digital mulch. You’ve seen the threads. You’ve seen the June […]
The Madman’s Manifesto: Why We’re Innovating Like Our Hair Is On Fire Greetings, fellow carbon-based lifeforms and silicon-obsessed data-crunchers. It’s your favorite “Wong Edan” tech blogger here, coming at you from the intersection of “we’re totally doomed” and “wait, maybe this shiny gadget will save us.” We’ve spent the last century treating the planet like […]
Greetings, carbon-based lifeforms! It is I, the Wong Edan of tech, back again to remind you that your dreams of a fully automated utopia where you spend all day sipping coconut water while a shiny chrome butler shines your shoes are—to put it politely—delusional. Everyone is panicking. “The robots are taking our jobs!” they cry. […]
Welcome, you beautiful, data-enslaved peasants. You’ve spent the last decade handing over your precious photos, your embarrassing search history, and your soul to the corporate overlords at Google, Microsoft, and Amazon. You pay them monthly for the privilege of letting them mine your data. Wong Edan says: enough is enough! You want to self-host? You […]