Greetings, mere mortals and aspiring silicon-overlords. It is I, the Wong Edan of the tech world, back from the digital wilderness to explain why your “smart city” is likely just a collection of expensive sensors pretending to be intelligent. While you were busy arguing about whether your fridge needs a Twitter account, the folks at […]

Greetings, fellow meat-sacks and aspiring digital overlords. It is I, your resident Wong Edan, back from the depths of the Reddit archives where sanity goes to die and brilliant scripts go to be buried under “First Post” comments. If you are still doing repetitive tasks by hand, I have one question for you: why? Why […]

Welcome, you beautiful, disorganized digital hoarders. Look at you, sitting there with your rack of decommissioned enterprise servers, sucking up enough electricity to dim the streetlights in three neighboring zip codes. You’ve got Plex, you’ve got Jellyfin, you’ve got a dashboard for your smart toaster, and you’ve got exactly fifty-seven different usernames and passwords because […]

Welcome to the digital asylum, my fellow keyboard-mashing monkeys. You’ve walked into the right place if you’ve ever looked at your monthly SaaS bill and felt a sharp, stabbing pain in your wallet that not even the strongest cup of Java can numb. I am your resident Wong Edan, and today we are peeling back […]

The Manifesto of the Gloriously Lazy: Why Manual Labor is a Bug, Not a Feature Listen up, you carbon-based clicking machines. If you are still manually moving files from one folder to another, or—heaven forbid—copying data from an Excel sheet into a PDF like some sort of digital peasant, you are doing it wrong. My […]

Greetings, fellow denizens of this chaotic timeline! It is I, your Wong Edan—the only tech blogger who reads r/Futurology at 3:00 AM so you don’t have to. While you were busy worrying about whether your air fryer is judging your dietary choices, I’ve been diving deep into the collective consciousness of Reddit’s most caffeinated futurists. […]