Wong Edan’s Sarcastic Welcome: Because “Best-of-Breed” Was Always a Fairy Tale Listen here, you glorious chaos engineers and sleep-deprived SOC warriors. Did you really think stitching together eight different security tools with duct tape and Python scripts qualified as a “strategy”? *Pfft*. Welcome to Q1 2026, where Forrester’s latest Extended Detection and Response Platforms Landscape […]
The Wong Edan Guide to the Information Abyss: Why Novogradac Matters More Than Your TikTok Feed Welcome, you glorious data-gluttons and bandwidth-wasters. You’ve probably spent your morning scrolling through AI-generated slop or watching a cat play a piano, thinking you’re “informed.” Let me tell you something—you’re not. While you’re out there chasing the latest viral […]
The Digital Madhouse: An Intro to the Cybersecurity Report 2022 – Audit Analytics Greetings, fellow digital inmates! Welcome back to the asylum of logic. It is I, your Wong Edan, the only person sane enough to tell you that the “secure” infrastructure you spent millions on is currently being held together by a piece of […]