Why Rent Clouds When You Can Own the Storm? Listen up, you beautiful band of data-hoarders and silicon-worshippers! If you are still paying monthly tributes to the cloud giants just to ask a chatbot how to boil an egg, you are officially Edan (crazy)—and not the good kind. Why let Sam Altman have all the […]
Yo, City Planners! Stop Sprinkling IoT Fairy Dust and Read This Let’s get one thing straight: your “cutting-edge smart city initiative” is probably drowning in pilot purgatory while you tweet about “digital transformation synergies.” Wake up and smell the disconnected sensors, buttercup! According to IoT Analytics’ gut-punch report from March 5, 2019—which dissected 350+ smart […]
Greetings, fellow code-monkeys and digital keyboard-warriors. If you are still clicking buttons manually like a caffeinated gibbon in a 1950s switchboard room, you aren’t just “old school”—you’re clinically insane. Welcome to the “Wong Edan” school of thought, where we believe that if you have to do something more than twice, it’s a failure of character […]
The Digital Madhouse: An Intro to the Cybersecurity Report 2022 – Audit Analytics Greetings, fellow digital inmates! Welcome back to the asylum of logic. It is I, your Wong Edan, the only person sane enough to tell you that the “secure” infrastructure you spent millions on is currently being held together by a piece of […]
The Framework Wars: Why Your Choice of Syntax is Making You Edan Welcome to the digital asylum, you syntax-obsessed keyboard warriors! If you are reading this, you are probably suffering from “Framework Fatigue Syndrome,” a condition where you spend 40 hours a week comparing Svelte vs React and 0 hours actually shipping code. Don’t worry, […]
The Green Mirage is Real, and Yes, Wong Edan’s Calling Out Your “Eco” Vowels Listen up, planet-savers and carbon-accountability posers! Wong Edan here, fresh off a rant about CEOs who think switching to soy-milk lattes qualifies as “sustainable innovation.” Please. If your climate solution involves a LinkedIn post thicker than a brick of recycled plastic, […]